Pun-ler: Hey Swag. Did you hear about the peanut that walked into a bar?
Swag Once-ler: No
Pun-ler: He was a salted.
Swag Once-ler: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pun-ler: What did the ocean say to the beach?
Swag Once-ler: FUCKING TELL ME
Pun-ler: Nothing, it just waved.
Swag Once-ler: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAA (Throws bowl of mac and cheese at the wall) HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAH FUCKA FSAKFOHFKD;GLKS
Pun-ler: Woah. Pasta mop cuz you’re making a mess, buddy
Swag Once-ler: HAHHAHA FUCK YOU I CAN’T BREATHE YOU ASSHOLE I AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Pun-ler: What did the bakers wife say to her husband?
Swag Once-ler: NO STOP FUCK I CAN’T
Pun-ler: I knead you inside of me.
Swag Once-ler: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAA (throws stapler out the window and knocks a swomee swan out of the sky)
Pun-ler: :)
